Dear Friendly Folk,
We are concerned that you do not have enough to eat if you do not go out into the forest and the park and make the best of the food such as dandelions and horta. Horta is a word from the East of Europe meaning "wild greens". If anything looks vaguely like lettuce, you are probably safe eating it for supper tonight or anytime. Stay away from anything that looks suspicious. Take your grandmother along with you not, (Swedish word order, dear, we are not Swedish but we've lived there, Sweden that is in our fifth year Mummy says if it was her and "not" comes after the doing word or verb such as in the kind sentence to introduce yourself to strangers from abroad who seem to not know what is what in the language of Sweden, "Kan du inte (not doesn't go here, it really does!) tala Svenska?" With incredulity ask this says welfare recipient of the past but we hope soon to be a wife and not a welfare recipient, so hold your horses Galit! says Mummy we might be in for a rough ride if we don't use our supportive welfare money wisely until then.
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